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Re: Hello, Mr. Smallest Weenie in the World!
Your instrument should be thicker…
Ladies will know what means long item.
Re: Damn! You ejaculatte in five minutes.
No wonder she is so angry…
Re: Is safest and most modern way to not cover with shame.
Photo: Azmil Photography
“For one month of the year, it seems that every drugstore, supermarket or gas station on earth conspires to taunt the single girl or boy with an immense plush and satin bestiary, with a cornucopia of chocolate and corn syrup and sad-looking rosebuds imprisoned in plastic tubes, none of which will ever, ever, be presented to you… But maybe this is the year I’ll finally shake off that old, familiar adolescent pain that has haunted my adult life as if it were inflicted yesterday…” Continue reading